I am impressed, Mr Hopper. It must be Purgatory living the harsh life that you do. Your almost monastic existence seems to make the life of the Spartans seem like canapes at Trump Tower. Your Ghandi-inspired frugality shines like a beacon of moderation in these hedonistic times, and I even hear that you are considering sampling Chardonnay at almost a full degree warmer than its recommended drinking temperature. Magnificent! It must be sheer torture, but someone has to do it. May your deity heap upon you the blessings that you so richly deserve on your day of judgement. On behalf of those of us fortunate enough to be able to sample warm beer and cold weather, I thank you from the heart of my bottom!
Good Vibrations!!
