Oh, I wish I could take day trips to TL! That would be such a great cure for the Alaska blues.
Sounds like you had a really fun day...um, except for the naked pre-teens. That is just...disturbing.

I wasn't comfortable being naked in front of anyone (even my mom) by the time I was six!

I can't imagine standing in the middle of water park butt naked at that age!! AT LEAST USE A TOWEL!