Ok, My sister loves all of the corney one-liners on the Jungle Cruise Ride. What are some of the best/ worst ones you have ever heard?
She *still* cracks up over the "Pair of Docks" line as you pull back into the dock. The Whole Backside of water makes her snigger...There are times when she can run banter with the "tour guide"! The whole boat just dies laughing! It's great! She's so funny!
Better yet... Think you have heard 'em all? Make some up!!
Curious to hear from y'all!