I need to be sold on Disneyland Resort. Sara is doing a crummy job and I'm having a hard time throwing down $210
a night for a room.
Will I find a pearl between the mattress if I can pry it open?
Does Mickey Mouse sleep in the bed next to me?
Will Prince Charming come and for a fitting with the glass slipper?
Instead of a mousekeeper do the 7 dwarfs come and clean the room?
I have question! I need answers!
