[gregc]

Basically, when it comes to Disney mornings I'm Tigger and my DW is Eeyore! I'll be ready to bounce to our first attraction and she'll be saying, "Cahhhhh... Feeee...". Then once she's awake she'll want to have a magical experience with a fried egg.

So my revised plan is jump out of the shower and into my sneakers before she gets up and while she gets ready I'll bounce down to the Roaring Fork and grab her some portable breakfast.

Any wife whose husband wakes her up singing 'Grim Grinning Ghosts' at least deserves breakfast. On the other hand, if she hears, "my, oh my, what a wonderful day..." before sunrise I will definitely get clobbered...