Oh my dear sweet baby jesus! THAT is frightening. Weren't other people in her party honest enough to tell her what's goin' on in the rear of the theater?
I must admit to being horrible, I take photos of ALLLLLLL the fashion faux pas I see on vacation. I once got a photo of a dude wearing these horrible running type shorts in AK Park with his twig & berries bouncin' around like they were on a kiddie Moon Bounce. Not to mention the time that I took a picture of a woman walking alone [no doubt why] who was CLEARLY sans undergarments both North & South.
One of Daniel's FAVORITES of all time was in Disneyland, unfortunately this guest was slightly more cunning, but it was a very manly man wearing a "Sausage Fest" t-shirt. Accourding to the back of the shirt it seemed to be some sort of family reunion but interestingly enough the list had mainly the names of men on the back.

Daniel was LITERALLY laughing & trying to get a photo of this shirt for about 15 minutes. The dude was fast as lightening. [PS: I think the term 'sausage fest' may be an extremely regional thing so Daniel thought this was just hilarious that someone out West wouldn't think twice before advertising one on a t-shirt]