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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
Oh yeah! One more....I like when you are in line and the CM's come over the loud speaker to announce....."Attention! Attention.....We are sorry to announce that due to circumstances beyond our control, the Jungle Cruise is currently up and running. Again...we are sorry to announce that the Jungle Cruise is up and running and you will be boarding your boat shortly!
It always makes people grumble until they really hear what was just said or someone explains it to them.
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
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LOL I KNOW!!!  That one is GREAT! DH and I actually watched people get out of line once when this happened - and they were only a few feet from the loading dock!!! They didn't even realize what had been said, and were gone before anyone could explain it to them!  Haha. It was really funny to watch. I felt kind of bad for them on one hand, but on the other hand I didn't...
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09-26-2005
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
This is such a great thread...I don't know where to begin!! hehe
ALL OF THE ABOVE...hehe but not to torture you all...but my favorite is this... "This is sweitzer falls...named after doctor albert falls"...hahahaha!!!
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09-26-2005
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aka dizzygirl
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
I was waiting for Baloo to respond to this thread. Teehee.
I love that line too, Baloo! For some reason (no matter how many times I hear it) I never get it until like 5 minutes later! LOL!
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09-26-2005
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
I love the TGIF's joke also
Here's a couple others I thought of (my DH helped me....we were cracking up at this post...we are dorks!!) Hi I'm (name of cm). I'll be your Jungle Cruise skipper today. You know the difference between a Captain and a Skipper, don't you? The Captain goes down with the ship! Wave to all the nice people on the dock.... 'cause you may never see 'em again. Of course, you've never seen 'em before so you probaly won't miss 'em!
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09-26-2005
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
I like the part where you are getting ready to go into the ancient ruins and there is a stone figure and the CM said "look, that's Shirley"....and there's Shirley's Temple!
hehehehe!
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09-26-2005
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
Wow! Thanks for the replies! This is great! Many thanks for the welcome!
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09-30-2005
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
LOL! Good Thread!!!
theres too much to reply too!! Okay first, Evil Koala...welcome to DC!!! Good first post :) Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka! TOO FUNNY! "There's no earthly way of knowing..." I am killing myself laughing! Baloo, finally you reply! LOL I would have though you had started this thread...wow ;) and now for my favourite...I lvoe the "where are you from?" (me) "vancouver, canada" "I'm sorry?" (me, louder) "VANCOUVER,CANADA" "no I heard you, I'm just sorry" tee hee hee, I also love when they make fun of the "wild animals" aka people coming off of Indiana Jones, me and my friends used to wait in the spot and then actually act like monkeys just to give the JC riders a treat haha
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05-07-2006
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
ah god, i love dry humor. Lol it's MY kind of humor. Gets me every time.
"Shirley's Temple" Lmao ah god, i laughed at that one.
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05-08-2006
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Re: Jungle Cruise one-liners
Have you ever gone at night! I love it when the natives throw their spears. The guide stops the boat and ridicules the natives and the animatronics go back to their original positions which makes them look ashamed! What a riot!
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