["Evil Koala!"]

Ok, My sister loves all of the corney one-liners on the Jungle Cruise Ride. What are some of the best/ worst ones you have ever heard?
She *still* cracks up over the "Pair of Docks" line as you pull back into the dock. The Whole Backside of water makes her snigger...There are times when she can run banter with the "tour guide"! The whole boat just dies laughing! It's great! She's so funny!
Better yet... Think you have heard 'em all? Make some up!!

Curious to hear from y'all!

[dznygrl]

Hi Evil Koala! Welcome to DC...love the avatar.

On the JC, I always crack up at the backside of water thing too...I don't know why...

The other thing I just love is when the skipper says at the end, "If you've enjoyed your trip, then my name is [insert CM's real name] and this has been the Jungle Cruise. If not, then my name is [completely different name] and this has been Indiana Jones."

That ALWAYS makes me crack up.

[Andrea]

This is boring, but add another vote for cracking up at the backside of water. I don't know why either!

Nearly 18 years later... and now you'll all know how old I am... my friend and I still quote what we heard on Grad Night about every animal: "Weighs over 500 pounds, can leap up to 40 feet, and normally devours small children. Oh my, what an adventure." Needless to say, we find ourselves very amusing.

[pumouse]

The last time we rode on it, he did the one about the car turning over, my DD 16 didn't get it. after every joke he would fill in the gaps explaining it to her "see when a a car starts it turns over, the car is upside down so it turned over?" It was so funny, even she thought so, she's a good sport. Oh btw welcome evil koala, I love anyone with the word evil in their name!

[Dana]

Add me for the backside of water.....to funny. I think the idea of looking at a butt even if it's water's is hysterical.....the little kid coming out in me I guess. Ever notice that kids think anything to do with a butt is the funniest thing in the world? LOL


BTW: Welome to Diseny Central...love that avatar.

[Erin]

My son used to do that, Dana!! YOu could just say "butt" and he would LAUGH! LOL!

Anyway, Love the JC, but can't think of any lines, right now!

Welcome to DC, Evil Koala!

[bumble]

To the explorers on the pole trying to get away from the rhinos..."they will get the piont.....in the end". My other fave is "you may think its water.....but its snot" my DS just can't stop laughing at that one :)

[SnazzyCMB]

feel free to take photos of the elephants, they have their trunks on..or something like that...always makes me crack up...
here's our crocodile (some name) and his girlfriend ginger...be careful folks, ginger snaps

[Dana]

Originally Posted by bumble

My other fave is "you may think its water.....but its snot" my DS just can't stop laughing at that one :)

LOLOL I forgot about this one...snot = funny as heck.

[Peppertink]

Just went on this last night...hmmm....I like...There we see giraffe, gnu, gzebra, glion and gvulture. And see how nice the pride of lion are, they are watching over the sleeping zebra! HAAAA!

[wdwspider]

I like the giant butterflies that can grow all the way from 12 inches up to one foot.

Also, a dangerous place to be-headed is a great one too.

Originally Posted by Peppertink

Just went on this last night...hmmm....I like...There we see giraffe, gnu, gzebra, glion and gvulture. And see how nice the pride of lion are, they are watching over the sleeping zebra! HAAAA!

I have also heard them say they are having the zebra over for Lunch.

[SnazzyCMB]

Oh yeah! That just reminded me....this is the watering hole where all the animals come to drink...see the lions over there? They're having a zebra on the rocks! ha

[robinmouse]

I like when they say that the head-hunter (who happens to be wearing red and white striped shorts) used to be the head waiter at TGI Fridays. Also, on my very last ride, as we entered the cave with the snakes the driver started singing "There's no earthly way of knowing..." (any Gene Wilder as Willie Wonka fans out there?)

[Peppertink]

Oh..also one time our guide pointed out the bengal tiger and said that they are able to jumb 2,000 feet....once pushed from an airplane! He then continued to describe each animal and add on the same line:) We giggled the entire ride and still do to this day!

[PrincessJill]

Please, oh please, do NOT let Baloo85 see this thread...

I love the part where they make the elephant speak. "Speak!... Louder!!" I don't know why... it just amuses me. And when you're in line, the advertisement on the ripped up shirt for the well-behaved kitties to a good home, lol. And also the part about Hontas getting it in the end, or however that one goes... think I'm getting my jokes confused.

Originally Posted by robinmouse

Also, on my very last ride, as we entered the cave with the snakes the driver started singing "There's no earthly way of knowing..." (any Gene Wilder as Willie Wonka fans out there?)

I am! haha!! I've never heard them do that!