10 Tackiest Ways to Get WDW Discounts

Cavey · 11-02-2005

Don't ask me why this list started in my head, but...

1. Put a bottle in your 5yo's mouth and stick him in a bassinet. Tell CM's he weighed 24 lbs at birth.

2. On your first day, get a job as a CM. Use CM discout. Call in sick every day of vacation, then quit.

3. Have your healthy child apply to the Make-a-Wish foundation.

4. Go to Florida a few days early and get a FL Drivers License to get the resident discount.

5. Get a UPS truck and drive up to the back of MK. Once inside change clothes.

6. Tell everyone you are DC's DarthTortoise and watch CM's grovel at you feet.

7. Get CM costume. At the gate tell real CM's it's your first day and you're lost.

8. Buy a one day ticket. Hide in the castle at night.

9. Skip the meal plan. Stand outside of restaurants with a sign "Will ride attractions for food."

10. [Insert anything you can think of here]

Erin · 11-02-2005

ROFL!!! You're always so funny!

Boss Mouse · 11-02-2005

10. Learn to play accordion - join Germany's Om-pa-pa band

pumouse · 11-02-2005

Once you are past the security check point, stuff your smallest child in the back of the stoller and cover with backpacks, camera bags, ect.

Cavey · 11-02-2005

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Originally Posted by pumouse

Once you are past the security check point, stuff your smallest child in the back of the stoller and cover with backpacks, camera bags, ect.

Not bad. You'd probably need to drug your child to make sure he doesn't move or make any noise.

Boss Mouse · 11-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Cavey

Not bad. You'd probably need to drug your child to make sure he doesn't move or make any noise.

A little tap with a ballpien hammer works well. errrr.... so I've heard

Cavey · 11-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Boss Mouse

A little tap with a ballpien hammer works well. errrr.... so I've heard

What kind of parents did you have?

Boss Mouse · 11-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Cavey

What kind of parents did you have?

my parents .... yes...... that's good, Cavey. Yes THEY were the knock-'em-out type.

aloha_stitch · 11-02-2005

My favorite is number 6. XD

**WishUponAStar** · 11-02-2005

10) Ask for a large water cup or paper bowl at any fast service rest. and fill it up with stuff from the condiment bar, making a salad (shredded lettuce, pickles, tomotoes, etc).

and YES, I DID see someone do this one time at the old Pinnochio's (when they had the good hamburgers)

**MissDisney** · 11-03-2005

10. Borrow Rowdy's Goofy outfit and dance right through the main gates.

tinkerbell · 11-03-2005

oh these are so funny!!!! Cavey .. you have a very interesting mind

pumouse · 11-03-2005

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Originally Posted by WishUponAStar

10) Ask for a large water cup or paper bowl at any fast service rest. and fill it up with stuff from the condiment bar, making a salad (shredded lettuce, pickles, tomotoes, etc).

and YES, I DID see someone do this one time at the old Pinnochio's (when they had the good hamburgers)

So you are saying you saw someone do this? It's funny how you said a cup or a paper towel, it makes me think you "saw" someone do this more than once!

Boss Mouse · 11-03-2005

10. Out fit the stroller like the Black Pearl; out fit the family in costumes from PoC; form a conga line and lead a 'parade' right in.

Pixie · 11-03-2005

Wow Cavey you have a very interesting mind!! Kinda scary at times though!!! But those are great ways to get into disney!!!

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Cavey MB's Rabble Rouser® Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Carlinville, IL Posts: 6,180	10 Tackiest Ways to Get WDW Discounts Don't ask me why this list started in my head, but... 1. Put a bottle in your 5yo's mouth and stick him in a bassinet. Tell CM's he weighed 24 lbs at birth. 2. On your first day, get a job as a CM. Use CM discout. Call in sick every day of vacation, then quit. 3. Have your healthy child apply to the Make-a-Wish foundation. 4. Go to Florida a few days early and get a FL Drivers License to get the resident discount. 5. Get a UPS truck and drive up to the back of MK. Once inside change clothes. 6. Tell everyone you are DC's DarthTortoise and watch CM's grovel at you feet. 7. Get CM costume. At the gate tell real CM's it's your first day and you're lost. 8. Buy a one day ticket. Hide in the castle at night. 9. Skip the meal plan. Stand outside of restaurants with a sign "Will ride attractions for food." 10. [Insert anything you can think of here] __________________ . . Cavey, Tigger, BossMouse, Soundgod Erin, and Lil'pocohantas in association with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, and Juicy Juice are proud to present Cavey-Fest III December 13, 2008

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Boss Mouse Accordian man Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Packing stuff Posts: 3,692	Re: 10 Tackiest Ways to Get WDW Discounts 10. Out fit the stroller like the Black Pearl; out fit the family in costumes from PoC; form a conga line and lead a 'parade' right in. __________________ 1979 - Wilderness Campground 1980 - Off site - I don't remember where. It was the 80's. 1999 - AllStar 2001 - Beach Club 2004 - Saratoga Springs 2005 - Beach Club 2006 - Saratoga Springs 2007 - Boardwalk 2008 - OKW ___________________________________________ God Bless America I need a new secret. My Disney Countdown Counting down to: Christmas in Mouseland 10 days 3 hours 51 minutes

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