Share a Disney Joke or Two

Goofy Daddy · 08-27-2006

Does anyone have any Disney related jokes they have heard? We picked up a few from "Billy Hill and the Hillbillies" at the Golden Horseshoe in DL last trip that are good. My DD needs some good ones to share with her 2nd grade class. Here are the two for starters:

Why does Tigger bounce around the Hundred Acre Wood?
He doesn't want to step on Pooh!

Why isn't Cinderella a good soccer player?
She's always running away from the ball!

Share 'em if ya got 'em!!

Screever · 08-27-2006

My absolute favorite makes everyone roll their eyes.

What did Snow White say when she dropped off her camera film?
Soooomedaaaay my prints will come!

And there's another one but its horribly not G-rated and --go figure-- I heard it as a CM at WDW.

Oh well. Maybe I'll come up with some more!

I loved the one about stepping in Pooh, GoofyDad!!

tigger · 08-27-2006

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Originally Posted by Goofy Daddy

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Why does Tigger bounce around the Hundred Acre Wood?
He doesn't want to step on Pooh!

...

You don't know the half of it buddy!

Goofy Daddy · 08-27-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screever

My absolute favorite makes everyone roll their eyes.

What did Snow White say when she dropped off her camera film?
Soooomedaaaay my prints will come!

And there's another one but its horribly not G-rated and --go figure-- I heard it as a CM at WDW.

Oh well. Maybe I'll come up with some more!

I loved the one about stepping in Pooh, GoofyDad!!

That is a great one! My daughter will love that one!

You cam PM me the non-G rated one if ya like.

ArielMom · 08-27-2006

What does EPCOT stand for????

Every Person Comes Out Tired. Isn't that the truth.

Goofy Daddy · 08-27-2006

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Originally Posted by ArielMom

What does EPCOT stand for????

Every Person Comes Out Tired. Isn't that the truth.

I wouldn't know yet, I haven't been there

Welcome to MouseBuzz by the way!

Screever · 08-27-2006

Not sure if this counts as a joke or not, but for CM's EPCOT stood for

"Every Paycheck Comes On Thursday"

I liked that one alot.

Goofy Daddy · 08-27-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screever

Not sure if this counts as a joke or not, but for CM's EPCOT stood for

"Every Paycheck Comes On Thursday"

I liked that one alot.

Good one.

Andrea · 08-28-2006

Why don't pilots fly where Peter Pan lives?

It's called Never Land!

Got that one from the guys outside of the Golden Horseshoe.

Goofy Daddy · 08-28-2006

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Originally Posted by Andrea

Why don't pilots fly where Peter Pan lives?

It's called Never Land!

Got that one from the guys outside of the Golden Horseshoe.

Thanks...keep 'em coming everyone.

Screever · 08-28-2006

You know the fish they serve at the Living Seas resturant?

...You found Nemo!

Goofy Daddy · 08-28-2006

OUCH!

Boss Mouse · 08-28-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screever

My absolute favorite makes everyone roll their eyes.

What did Snow White say when she dropped off her camera film?
Soooomedaaaay my prints will come!

And there's another one but its horribly not G-rated and --go figure-- I heard it as a CM at WDW.

Oh well. Maybe I'll come up with some more!

I loved the one about stepping in Pooh, GoofyDad!!

I, too, have a lesser-than-'G'-rated joke. But the best part I CAN share - My father (RIP) told it to me many moons ago. It still makes me smile.

tigger · 08-28-2006

So Donald Duck walked into a bar....

Goofy Daddy · 08-28-2006

Any "non-G" jokes can be sent to me via PM. I wont give them for my DD to use on her 2nd grade class of course but I will probably get a chuckle or a eye-rolling groan out of them.

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Goofy Daddy Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern California Posts: 270	Share a Disney Joke or Two Does anyone have any Disney related jokes they have heard? We picked up a few from "Billy Hill and the Hillbillies" at the Golden Horseshoe in DL last trip that are good. My DD needs some good ones to share with her 2nd grade class. Here are the two for starters: Why does Tigger bounce around the Hundred Acre Wood? He doesn't want to step on Pooh! Why isn't Cinderella a good soccer player? She's always running away from the ball! Share 'em if ya got 'em!! __________________ "Honey! WHERE is my super suit?!" Frozone 1968 Disneyland Hotel (Summer) 1972 Disneyland Hotel (Summer) 1976 Off Site (Summer) 1979 Off Site (Summer) 1997 Off Site (August)) 2001 Disneyland Hotel (June) 2002 Off Site (December) 2003 x2 Off Site (February & December) 2004 Off Site (December) 2005 x2 Off Site (August & December) 2006 x4 Off Site (March, August, December) Disneyland Hotel (November) 2007 x3 Off Site (April, June, & October)

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Screever chalking asphalt near you Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: maryland Posts: 1,573	Re: Share a Disney Joke or Two My absolute favorite makes everyone roll their eyes. What did Snow White say when she dropped off her camera film? Soooomedaaaay my prints will come! And there's another one but its horribly not G-rated and --go figure-- I heard it as a CM at WDW. Oh well. Maybe I'll come up with some more! I loved the one about stepping in Pooh, GoofyDad!! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´ ¸.•´¨)¸.•¨) (¸.•´xxxxxx(¸.•`xxA screever's an artist of highest degree... *´¨) WDWCP Alumnus SP2003 Plaza Pavillion & a former Campus Rep! WDW = - Countless trips from 1986-1992. - Summer 1992 - WDWCP Jan-May 2003 - Spring Break 2004 - May 2004 - December 2006 - Spring Break 2007 - MLK weekend 2008 - Weekend in May 2008 -DL = Summer 2008 - December 2008 (college grad trip!)

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ArielMom Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: PA Posts: 161	Re: Share a Disney Joke or Two What does EPCOT stand for???? Every Person Comes Out Tired. Isn't that the truth.

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Screever chalking asphalt near you Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: maryland Posts: 1,573	Re: Share a Disney Joke or Two Not sure if this counts as a joke or not, but for CM's EPCOT stood for "Every Paycheck Comes On Thursday" I liked that one alot. __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´ ¸.•´¨)¸.•¨) (¸.•´xxxxxx(¸.•`xxA screever's an artist of highest degree... *´¨) WDWCP Alumnus SP2003 Plaza Pavillion & a former Campus Rep! WDW = - Countless trips from 1986-1992. - Summer 1992 - WDWCP Jan-May 2003 - Spring Break 2004 - May 2004 - December 2006 - Spring Break 2007 - MLK weekend 2008 - Weekend in May 2008 -DL = Summer 2008 - December 2008 (college grad trip!)

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Andrea Dole Whip Apostate Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Shasta in my heart Posts: 2,815	Re: Share a Disney Joke or Two Why don't pilots fly where Peter Pan lives? It's called Never Land! Got that one from the guys outside of the Golden Horseshoe. __________________ x´¨) x¸.•´ ¸.•´¨"...make sure you don't grow up stupid.¸.•´¨) (¸.•´xxxxxxxxxxxxIt's bad for the world."xxxxxxxxxxx ¸.•´ xxxxxxxxxxxxx--Tami Taylor, Friday Night Lightsxxxxxxxxxx(¸.•`* My Disney Countdown Counting down to: I have absolutely nothing to look forward too. :-(

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Screever chalking asphalt near you Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: maryland Posts: 1,573	Re: Share a Disney Joke or Two You know the fish they serve at the Living Seas resturant? ...You found Nemo! __________________ ´¨) ¸.•´ ¸.•´¨)¸.•¨) (¸.•´xxxxxx(¸.•`xxA screever's an artist of highest degree... *´¨) WDWCP Alumnus SP2003 Plaza Pavillion & a former Campus Rep! WDW = - Countless trips from 1986-1992. - Summer 1992 - WDWCP Jan-May 2003 - Spring Break 2004 - May 2004 - December 2006 - Spring Break 2007 - MLK weekend 2008 - Weekend in May 2008 -DL = Summer 2008 - December 2008 (college grad trip!)

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Goofy Daddy Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern California Posts: 270	Re: Share a Disney Joke or Two OUCH! __________________ "Honey! WHERE is my super suit?!" Frozone 1968 Disneyland Hotel (Summer) 1972 Disneyland Hotel (Summer) 1976 Off Site (Summer) 1979 Off Site (Summer) 1997 Off Site (August)) 2001 Disneyland Hotel (June) 2002 Off Site (December) 2003 x2 Off Site (February & December) 2004 Off Site (December) 2005 x2 Off Site (August & December) 2006 x4 Off Site (March, August, December) Disneyland Hotel (November) 2007 x3 Off Site (April, June, & October)

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tigger Official Sunshine Pumper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In my own skin Posts: 2,924	Re: Share a Disney Joke or Two So Donald Duck walked into a bar.... __________________ * Taking this post seriously might induce serious medical issues. Please consult your doctor if you feel light headed, dizzy, have dry mouth, ringing of the ears, incontinence, vomiting, loss of vision, numbness or tingling, upset stomach, hair loss, change in breathing, toe fungus, dry skin, muscle aches, runny noise, teeth pain, heaviness of limbs, sudden hunger, dry or red eyes, or a feeling of confusion or lost.

08-28-2006	#15 (permalink)
Goofy Daddy Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern California Posts: 270	Re: Share a Disney Joke or Two Any "non-G" jokes can be sent to me via PM. I wont give them for my DD to use on her 2nd grade class of course but I will probably get a chuckle or a eye-rolling groan out of them. __________________ "Honey! WHERE is my super suit?!" Frozone 1968 Disneyland Hotel (Summer) 1972 Disneyland Hotel (Summer) 1976 Off Site (Summer) 1979 Off Site (Summer) 1997 Off Site (August)) 2001 Disneyland Hotel (June) 2002 Off Site (December) 2003 x2 Off Site (February & December) 2004 Off Site (December) 2005 x2 Off Site (August & December) 2006 x4 Off Site (March, August, December) Disneyland Hotel (November) 2007 x3 Off Site (April, June, & October)

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