Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1)

Towncar T · 05-20-2004

Episode 7 part 1 has now been deleted.

Thanks to all who read it.

tinkerbell · 05-20-2004

oh Tom .. once again .. you had me laughing ..but then when you spoke of Mickaholic you brought tears to my eyes .. she is a very special person indeed !!!
thank you ..now get your bum in gear and give us more!!!

**rlander** · 05-20-2004

Once again, you have outdone yourself. Great episode my friend.

It's funny, I think I have meet every person you're talking about. Great observations!!

Now I will continue to look forward, make grunting sounds and only shack once.

**MissDisney** · 05-20-2004

Can't leave a reply now... I must race off to Episode 7 (Part 2)...

**MissDisney** · 05-20-2004

Hey... where is it??? Where is Part 2??? Help! Somebody show me the way!!!

**Dana** · 05-20-2004

Excellent report as usual and worth the entire time you tortured us in making us wait. I look forward to reading the rest and hope that I don't have to wait to long for my next Tom report fix

disneyguy · 05-20-2004

Tom on behalf of all Floridians I won't to say that we do not have an obssesion with goat's milk fudge. I have never seen a stand in the entire state of Florida. I like your analysis of the words trailer trash. That is just too funny!! Keep them comming!!

tinkerbell · 05-20-2004

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Carroll

Tom’s Travels – Episode 7 (part 1)

As we made our way down highway 27 out of Haines City that morning, I suddenly decided I needed the answer to a burning question. What the heck is the big deal with goat’s milk fudge? Never before in my life had I heard of it, and now here I was with a goat’s milk fudge shop on every corner. Is it some sort of Floridian aphrodisiac or a cure for the ills of mankind? Was the recipe torn from the gnarled hands of an exiled, opium-crazed Chinese potentate as he uttered his dying wish that it be sold only along the verges of the mystical highway 27? I never did find out, as I was able to resist the temptation to indulge, but it must be powerful stuff! No doubt I will discover a whole host of websites dedicated to the mystical cult of goat’s milk fudge.

I have never heard of it either ..but your mentioning of it .. reminds me how addicted to Cornish Lust my DH is .. if Dixie doesnt send him some at least once a year he begins to whine!

sandanv1 · 05-20-2004

Dearest Tom,
Will you marry me?? We can run away together and laugh happily ever after

Please tell me, are you a storyteller by profession? Your tales wind a path that entices the reader to turn that next corner. Your words leave me wanting more... and laughing in front of my computers like a fool. Move to the U.S., you could make millions of people smile with your delightful spin on human nature as a news columnist. We can discover the wonders of goat’s milk fudge together.

Truly you are the perfect man. Willing to share the deep dark sensitive secrets of the elusive men's room. I must say that men's room etiquette has never entered my mind, but now I find myself wanting to be the "fly on the wall" to watch the interactions of you silly creatures. Surely masculinity can survive a simple glance, or a nod of the head, something the male species seems to do well. I can see questions being raised at a wink of an eye ,or perhaps the raising of an eyebrow, but a simple glance. Now I realize why only one man in a group ventures into this private area at a time. Unlike us women who go as a group, whether we need to go or not

Oh please Tom, if you won't leave your wife for me, then you must keep me satisfied through text. Not quite the same as the real thing, but if it is all I can have. I will settle.

I await your next installment.

Sandi

tinkerbell · 05-20-2004

uhoh .. sandanv1, now dont you try luring our Tom away !!!!!!

**MissDisney** · 05-20-2004

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tom is an accountant!! Of all things! Just think about it! The perfect man... can write like a banshee, make you laugh and balance the checkbook every week!

**llama** · 05-20-2004

I have always wondered why, in a world which men profess to rule, they haven't come up with a more appropriate solution to relieving their bladders, than standing at a porcelain bowl, staring at the wall. The tension and strict etiquette must be enough to render one powerless. Ladies, let us all remember to cherish our stalls. Thank you Tom, another delightful, insightful and excellent report. I had to call my daughter and husband in to read it. The long wait was worth it!

mickaholic4077 · 05-20-2004

Very nice episode Tom!! I have lived in FL for almost 5 years now,and I have never heard of goat's milk fudge!!!!

mickaholic4077 · 05-20-2004

Also,Tom,I got an abysmal 57,100 on Buzz Lightyear yesterday. There is no way I will beat your son next year,although I will have fun trying!!!

kphil89 · 05-21-2004

Great reading Tom, I look forward to part 2! It was truly worth the wait.

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Towncar T Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 470	Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Episode 7 part 1 has now been deleted. Thanks to all who read it. Last edited by Towncar T; 06-16-2004 at 05:14 PM.

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tinkerbell Neverland Tour Guide ® Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Ark-La-Tex Posts: 7,601	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) oh Tom .. once again .. you had me laughing ..but then when you spoke of Mickaholic you brought tears to my eyes .. she is a very special person indeed !!! thank you ..now get your bum in gear and give us more!!! __________________ Stinkerbell, so named by Darth Official Defender of Swiss Family Treehouse MB chitchatter. We don't need no stinkin' post counts Protect Texas!!! Arm A Dillo

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rlander Happy Disney Dreams Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,457	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Once again, you have outdone yourself. Great episode my friend. It's funny, I think I have meet every person you're talking about. Great observations!! Now I will continue to look forward, make grunting sounds and only shack once.

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MissDisney Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Upstairs in the GF Gingerbread House Posts: 7,538	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Can't leave a reply now... I must race off to Episode 7 (Part 2)... __________________ Disneyland Moderator Team Jake If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Disneyland Hotel 1987; Dixie Landings 1993; Dixie Landings 1997; Caribbean Beach 1998; Boardwalk Villas 1999; Vistana Resort 2001; Dixie Landings 2002; Vistana Resort 2002; Marriott Imperial Palm Villas 2004; Vistana Resort 2006; Marriott Cypress Harbour 2007; Boardwalk Villas DVC trip TBA "Welcome Home" to us!

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MissDisney Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Upstairs in the GF Gingerbread House Posts: 7,538	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Hey... where is it??? Where is Part 2??? Help! Somebody show me the way!!! __________________ Disneyland Moderator Team Jake If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Disneyland Hotel 1987; Dixie Landings 1993; Dixie Landings 1997; Caribbean Beach 1998; Boardwalk Villas 1999; Vistana Resort 2001; Dixie Landings 2002; Vistana Resort 2002; Marriott Imperial Palm Villas 2004; Vistana Resort 2006; Marriott Cypress Harbour 2007; Boardwalk Villas DVC trip TBA "Welcome Home" to us!

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Dana Super Mod/Packen' Kracken Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Joisey Posts: 22,679	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Excellent report as usual and worth the entire time you tortured us in making us wait. I look forward to reading the rest and hope that I don't have to wait to long for my next Tom report fix __________________ 82 off-site ~ 91 off-site ~ 97 ASMusic ~ 00 ASMovies 02 Wilderness Lodge ~ 04 Animal Kingdom Lodge 05 Animal Kingdom Lodge & Polynesian 05 Port Orleans French Quarter~06 Old Key West 07 Port Orleans French Quarter ~ 08 Old Key West~ My Disney Countdown Counting down to: 10 day WDW blowout bonanza! 627 days 2 hours 52 minutes

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disneyguy Moderator/DC's Airmouse Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,195	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Tom on behalf of all Floridians I won't to say that we do not have an obssesion with goat's milk fudge. I have never seen a stand in the entire state of Florida. I like your analysis of the words trailer trash. That is just too funny!! Keep them comming!! __________________ New to DC? Looking for An Abreviations List? Click Here. *Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming...* --------------- Its been far too long.... Most recent: POFQ Feb 2005

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sandanv1 Mouse Meister Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 15 miles from WDW Posts: 1,110	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Dearest Tom, Will you marry me?? We can run away together and laugh happily ever after Please tell me, are you a storyteller by profession? Your tales wind a path that entices the reader to turn that next corner. Your words leave me wanting more... and laughing in front of my computers like a fool. Move to the U.S., you could make millions of people smile with your delightful spin on human nature as a news columnist. We can discover the wonders of goat’s milk fudge together. Truly you are the perfect man. Willing to share the deep dark sensitive secrets of the elusive men's room. I must say that men's room etiquette has never entered my mind, but now I find myself wanting to be the "fly on the wall" to watch the interactions of you silly creatures. Surely masculinity can survive a simple glance, or a nod of the head, something the male species seems to do well. I can see questions being raised at a wink of an eye ,or perhaps the raising of an eyebrow, but a simple glance. Now I realize why only one man in a group ventures into this private area at a time. Unlike us women who go as a group, whether we need to go or not Oh please Tom, if you won't leave your wife for me, then you must keep me satisfied through text. Not quite the same as the real thing, but if it is all I can have. I will settle. I await your next installment. Sandi __________________ Now that we live in near WDW, we stop by every couple weeks! "Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time! 2005 - Moved 20 miles from WDW POR (Oct) Fort Wilderness (Dec) 2004 - Pop Cent. (Feb, April) POR(Oct,Dec) Caribbean (Oct) 2003 - All Star Music (Feb.) All Star Sports (April), POR (Oct), CSR (Dec) 2002 - Fort Wilderness (Dec), POR (Oct), AKL (Aug), off site (may):(, CSR (April), Caribbean (Feb) 2001 - Fort Wilderness (Dec), PO Riverside (Oct)

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tinkerbell Neverland Tour Guide ® Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Ark-La-Tex Posts: 7,601	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) uhoh .. sandanv1, now dont you try luring our Tom away !!!!!! __________________ Stinkerbell, so named by Darth Official Defender of Swiss Family Treehouse MB chitchatter. We don't need no stinkin' post counts Protect Texas!!! Arm A Dillo

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MissDisney Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Upstairs in the GF Gingerbread House Posts: 7,538	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Ladies and Gentlemen, Tom is an accountant!! Of all things! Just think about it! The perfect man... can write like a banshee, make you laugh and balance the checkbook every week! __________________ Disneyland Moderator Team Jake If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Disneyland Hotel 1987; Dixie Landings 1993; Dixie Landings 1997; Caribbean Beach 1998; Boardwalk Villas 1999; Vistana Resort 2001; Dixie Landings 2002; Vistana Resort 2002; Marriott Imperial Palm Villas 2004; Vistana Resort 2006; Marriott Cypress Harbour 2007; Boardwalk Villas DVC trip TBA "Welcome Home" to us!

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llama Cie la vie Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Slurpee Capital of the World Posts: 6,733	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) I have always wondered why, in a world which men profess to rule, they haven't come up with a more appropriate solution to relieving their bladders, than standing at a porcelain bowl, staring at the wall. The tension and strict etiquette must be enough to render one powerless. Ladies, let us all remember to cherish our stalls. Thank you Tom, another delightful, insightful and excellent report. I had to call my daughter and husband in to read it. The long wait was worth it!

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mickaholic4077 Currently in Timeout! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 90 miles from The Mick!!!!! Posts: 6,193	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Very nice episode Tom!! I have lived in FL for almost 5 years now,and I have never heard of goat's milk fudge!!!!

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mickaholic4077 Currently in Timeout! Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 90 miles from The Mick!!!!! Posts: 6,193	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Also,Tom,I got an abysmal 57,100 on Buzz Lightyear yesterday. There is no way I will beat your son next year,although I will have fun trying!!!

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kphil89 Big Cheese Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Not close enough to the mouse house Posts: 761	Re: Tom's Travels Episode 7 (part 1) Great reading Tom, I look forward to part 2! It was truly worth the wait. __________________ DZNYDVA 4/03 Spring Break~Calypso Cay Resort;10/03 My Birthday~Sheraton Vistana Resort;11/04 Thanksgiving~Calyso Cay Resort; Pop Century & ASMovies;4/05 Spring Break~Allstar Vacation Homes;5/05 DD 8th BirthdayTrip~Pop Century;9/05 Fall Trip~All Star Movies & Free Dining;9/06 Fall Break~Calypso Cay;9/07 Fall Break~All Star Sports & Free Dining;9/08 Fall BreakNEW DVC OWNERStaying at Saratoga Springs

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