SSSHH! I'm Writing My Trip Report - Page 12

**dhoughton** · 03-08-2008

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Originally Posted by Dopey

How about May 14th? That would work for me

Oooooo!! Activities!!

**llama** · 03-08-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhoughton

Oooooo!! Activities!!

faerie dust · 03-08-2008

Im so confused where is the trip report?????

Experiment6-2-6 · 03-08-2008

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Originally Posted by faerie dust

Im so confused where is the trip report?????

I think llama got run over?

Oh, no, different thread..

Okay. I'll stop threadjacking.

Everyone else, stop threadjacking too.

We are interfering with an artist at work.

**dhoughton** · 03-08-2008

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Originally Posted by llama

Don't forget the hats....Dopey said we had to wear hats..

oops...another guilty one for threadjacking...

**llama** · 03-08-2008

By the time this is finished we'll all be speaking fluent German! A trip report AND a learning experience!

Don't forget your passports, 'cause we're on to...

THE WORLD SHOWCASE!

Mexico:

I'm glad they finally convinced those booze-soaked partiers to get out of the pool in the Mexico ride. They must have drunk up more water and alcohol than a neglected sponge in a bucket of water for two weeks

Once again Donald Duck proves he's deficient in the simplest of duck abilities - swimming and flying...

Before you put on that sombrero - stop and think about how many others have put on that sombrero...

Fiesta Margaritas

Only in Disney can you leave the cacti of Mexico for the fjords of Norway. If Mickey says it can be done, it WILL be done!

There are more tiny Princesses per square foot in Norway, than any other place in the WDW.

I'm convinced Cloudberry Horns are called that cause they're made in heaven by angels and floated down to the Kringla Bakery just for me!

Over the Falls! Over the Falls!

Let's leave Scandanavia for the Far East delights of

China:

Why do I always show up at the end of the Acrobats Show?

So it's the year of the RAT....

That's a lotta terra cotta....

Now that we're all fluent in Deutsch...

DEUTSCHLAND - home of The Dopey!

Admit it - you really DO like Oompah Bands!

We haf vays of making you luf sauerkraut!

Hands up - who's broken a Christmas Ornament?

Ever notice that those dollies in the toy shop own a wardrobe that's 50xs more expensive than yours?

...

And every second Castmember is named "Steffi"? German efficiency.

Is that the Rockets Red Glare? Is it Dawn's Early Light?

Yes - it's THE AMERICAN ADVENTURE!

Location, location, location!

Hmmm - see you got the best house on the block...

Pays that the Mouse is Red, White & Blue...

Evidently pin-trading was very popular in colonial Philadelphia....

Funnel cakes should be illegal - but I'm glad they're not.

Mamma Mia!! We're in ITALY!

Dumbest comment overheard in Italy: "That's the Acropolis"

Wouldn't this be a perfect place for a Pizza Window?

Those masks are just plain scary.

Is it just me or is there really NOTHING to do in Italy?

Finish up the gelato - and bone up on your bowing

JAPAN:

See the Candymaker - evidently that candy's made of "corn sy-rup"....oh yes - and if you didn't get that the first time - she'll inform you of it again....and again...and again....but that's one cute pink pig!

Someday I'm gonna buy me a kimono....

"What's this shisimi?.... you mean it's RAW???!!!"

"It's just sand" "No, it's a garden" "But it's sand!" "It's a sand garden" "A SAND garden?" "Oh for heaven's sake...."

It slices, dices, makes julienne fries - we're in the Marketplace of

MOROCCO

Yeah, sure...someday we're ALL going to take belly-dancing lessons

Morocco is the jingliest country in the Showcase....

Habibi means "my love".

And I'll habibi my dh if he buys me some of those gorgeous Moroccan leather slippers...

Sacre bleu! La Belle FRANCE!

It's just like the real France! No washrooms anywhere!

Only in France can drinking wine out of a plastic cup make you feel tres continental...

Berets off to the French movie! and remember, it's all right to French Kiss - you're in France!

The best thing Napoleon ever did was invent the napoleon....

Hustle up now, we're crossing the English Channel to the UNITED KINGDOM

....in Dublin's fair city, where girls are so pretty...." is fast becoming the It's a Small World Afterall" of the WS

England is the only country that can get Americans to say "chips" instead of "french fries".

Say, they really do sound like the Beatles....

ATTENTION AMERICANS!!! in this shop you can buy a TEAPOT - No, really, a TEAPOT for brewing REAL TEA - no, not a cup and a teabag - a TEAPOT.

Well, this place looks familiar....

O CANADA, my home and native land...

Off Kilter - how prophetic...sort of just sums us up....

Kudos Canada - great new movie. See, there's more to us than just beavers and loonies. (I'm talking about MONEY, people

)

I've never seen a lumberjack in my life.

So, basically, our stores promote booze and hockey. How insulting! Are they inferring all we do is booze and play hockey?

....nevermind.

And if your in the neighbourhood, stop in at LeCellier and say hi to that cute little blonde named Emily - tell her llama sent you.

And that, my friends, is the World Showcase.

**llama** · 03-08-2008

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Originally Posted by dhoughton

Don't forget the hats....Dopey said we had to wear hats..

oops...another guilty one for threadjacking...

You may always threadjack my threads, Nutty my dear.

And I bought you a beret in France....

**llama** · 03-08-2008

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Originally Posted by faerie dust

Im so confused where is the trip report?????

Well, uh, um, you see, it's like this...ah, actually, no really,

THIS IS THE TRIP REPORT!

It's called "Poetic Licence", dontcha know? It's the Llama "interpretation" of a trip report.

It's like I'm the Martha Graham of Trip Reports....

You have to FEEL the trip report, EMBRACE the trip report, become ONE with the trip report....

nevermind.

mickeysgirlz · 03-08-2008

Well I for one

your TR!! Keep it coming . . .

iluvwdw · 03-08-2008

What a GREAT TR!!!!!!!! I love your wit...I can't wait to read more of it!

faerie dust · 03-08-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by llama

Well, uh, um, you see, it's like this...ah, actually, no really,

THIS IS THE TRIP REPORT!

It's called "Poetic Licence", dontcha know? It's the Llama "interpretation" of a trip report.

It's like I'm the Martha Graham of Trip Reports....

You have to FEEL the trip report, EMBRACE the trip report, become ONE with the trip report....

nevermind.

No I love you trip report really I just got a little confused. it happens.. Im in WDW withdrawel... No way did i mean to infer your trip report was anything less then pure poetry.. worthy of Nora Roberts. Keats, Emily Dickenson even.. .... sorry I dont remember any canadian writers. please continue.

tiptonsara · 03-08-2008

This is a GREAT TR. I am making a list of things I must try!!

Voldemort · 03-08-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by llama

Well, uh, um, you see, it's like this...ah, actually, no really,

THIS IS THE TRIP REPORT!

It's called "Poetic Licence", dontcha know? It's the Llama "interpretation" of a trip report.

It's like I'm the Martha Graham of Trip Reports....

You have to FEEL the trip report, EMBRACE the trip report, become ONE with the trip report....

nevermind.

O.

M.

G.

The single funniest post so far in an already entertaining TR!

Martha Graham?!?!? BWWWAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! This former avatar is for you!

Peppertink · 03-10-2008

You raise many fine points and questions...none better than....Why don't they have a pizza window in Italy?

Um, you mean you do more than drink beer and play hockey up there?

Princess Tessa · 03-10-2008

I've been very quite while reading this TR but I must say how much I love it!
SO MUCH LOVE!!!
Llama you are vair vair amusaunt, ich liebe this TR

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faerie dust Big Cheese Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: carisle pa Posts: 739	Re: SSSHH! I'm Writing My Trip Report Im so confused where is the trip report????? __________________ Id rather be in Disney My Disney Countdown Counting down to: star wars trip visiting with the mouse.

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llama Nice is nice! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: O Canada Posts: 6,205	Re: SSSHH! I'm Writing My Trip Report By the time this is finished we'll all be speaking fluent German! A trip report AND a learning experience! Don't forget your passports, 'cause we're on to... THE WORLD SHOWCASE! Mexico: I'm glad they finally convinced those booze-soaked partiers to get out of the pool in the Mexico ride. They must have drunk up more water and alcohol than a neglected sponge in a bucket of water for two weeks Once again Donald Duck proves he's deficient in the simplest of duck abilities - swimming and flying... Before you put on that sombrero - stop and think about how many others have put on that sombrero... Fiesta Margaritas Only in Disney can you leave the cacti of Mexico for the fjords of Norway. If Mickey says it can be done, it WILL be done! There are more tiny Princesses per square foot in Norway, than any other place in the WDW. I'm convinced Cloudberry Horns are called that cause they're made in heaven by angels and floated down to the Kringla Bakery just for me! Over the Falls! Over the Falls! Let's leave Scandanavia for the Far East delights of China: Why do I always show up at the end of the Acrobats Show? So it's the year of the RAT.... That's a lotta terra cotta.... Now that we're all fluent in Deutsch... DEUTSCHLAND - home of The Dopey! Admit it - you really DO like Oompah Bands! We haf vays of making you luf sauerkraut! Hands up - who's broken a Christmas Ornament? Ever notice that those dollies in the toy shop own a wardrobe that's 50xs more expensive than yours? ... And every second Castmember is named "Steffi"? German efficiency. Is that the Rockets Red Glare? Is it Dawn's Early Light? Yes - it's THE AMERICAN ADVENTURE! Location, location, location! Hmmm - see you got the best house on the block... Pays that the Mouse is Red, White & Blue... Evidently pin-trading was very popular in colonial Philadelphia.... Funnel cakes should be illegal - but I'm glad they're not. Mamma Mia!! We're in ITALY! Dumbest comment overheard in Italy: "That's the Acropolis" Wouldn't this be a perfect place for a Pizza Window? Those masks are just plain scary. Is it just me or is there really NOTHING to do in Italy? Finish up the gelato - and bone up on your bowing JAPAN: See the Candymaker - evidently that candy's made of "corn sy-rup"....oh yes - and if you didn't get that the first time - she'll inform you of it again....and again...and again....but that's one cute pink pig! Someday I'm gonna buy me a kimono.... "What's this shisimi?.... you mean it's RAW???!!!" "It's just sand" "No, it's a garden" "But it's sand!" "It's a sand garden" "A SAND garden?" "Oh for heaven's sake...." It slices, dices, makes julienne fries - we're in the Marketplace of MOROCCO Yeah, sure...someday we're ALL going to take belly-dancing lessons Morocco is the jingliest country in the Showcase.... Habibi means "my love". And I'll habibi my dh if he buys me some of those gorgeous Moroccan leather slippers... Sacre bleu! La Belle FRANCE! It's just like the real France! No washrooms anywhere! Only in France can drinking wine out of a plastic cup make you feel tres continental... Berets off to the French movie! and remember, it's all right to French Kiss - you're in France! The best thing Napoleon ever did was invent the napoleon.... Hustle up now, we're crossing the English Channel to the UNITED KINGDOM ....in Dublin's fair city, where girls are so pretty...." is fast becoming the It's a Small World Afterall" of the WS England is the only country that can get Americans to say "chips" instead of "french fries". Say, they really do sound like the Beatles.... ATTENTION AMERICANS!!! in this shop you can buy a TEAPOT - No, really, a TEAPOT for brewing REAL TEA - no, not a cup and a teabag - a TEAPOT. Well, this place looks familiar.... O CANADA, my home and native land... Off Kilter - how prophetic...sort of just sums us up.... Kudos Canada - great new movie. See, there's more to us than just beavers and loonies. (I'm talking about MONEY, people ) I've never seen a lumberjack in my life. So, basically, our stores promote booze and hockey. How insulting! Are they inferring all we do is booze and play hockey? ....nevermind. And if your in the neighbourhood, stop in at LeCellier and say hi to that cute little blonde named Emily - tell her llama sent you. And that, my friends, is the World Showcase. __________________ Moderator - Sa-fari, Sa-goodie ´¨) ¸.•´ ¸.•´¨)¸.•¨) (¸.•´xxxxxx(¸.•`xxxI'm Not Bossy - I Just Have Good Ideas ´¨) A PROUD MEMBER OF THE BAD KITTY CLUB (er, Cult) "Meowany Are Called, Mew Are Chosen" Dopey's My Bad Influence - Discuss It's Murdoch with an "H" My Disney Countdown Counting down to:* Hoping to get a Countdown soon...

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Peppertink Ferret Whisperer Join Date: May 2005 Location: Home is where my heart is... Posts: 5,650	Re: SSSHH! I'm Writing My Trip Report You raise many fine points and questions...none better than....Why don't they have a pizza window in Italy? Um, you mean you do more than drink beer and play hockey up there? __________________ Thank you, thank you, thank you for the AVATAR R2G! YOU ROCK! YOU DA MAN!!! He is not the BOSS of me! Pu is my favorite Mouse! Limsy is my bad influence Nutty is my favorite Voodoo Queen and co-captain of the annoypid police Dopey is my favorite cookie dealer That monkey took the cookie out of my Wacky Pack! Radda radda My Disney Countdown Counting down to: Over the rainbow.... 138 days, 15 hours, 50 minutes

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