The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club

Baloo85 · 01-12-2005

Hey gang...I am so in love with the jungle cruise (like youd didn't know that) and there are sooooo many jokes out there from the ride...that i was thinking.

Warning!!!!

Irish Person about to Start thinking...stand back at least five feet!

Why don't we all compile all the jokes from the ride...I know a lot...but there are just soooo many out there...that I want to know more. And I bet you want to laugh a lot too!

Ok I will start it out...

This one is from the line...CM announces, "we have a one time opportunity for all veterans. If there are any veterans in line, then they can skip to the front of the line. That is all Civil War veterans, with their mothers and horses. Thank you!"

lovemysons · 01-12-2005

Gosh I'd really like to play along, but I am having a brain cloud at the moment. Drawing a complete blank.

rlander · 01-12-2005

Ummm....I am embarrassed to say that I have never been on Jungle Cruise. I am looking forward to reading this to see what I've been missing.

lisalovesmickey · 01-12-2005

Tsk Tsk rlander.

The only one I can think of is the back side of water. And everyone knows that.

Can't wait to hear the rest.

Lisa

PrincessJill · 01-12-2005

My favorite is the butterflies... the length of their wings ranges from 12 inches to a whopping one foot. (ha...)

Side note... anyone ever seen the spoof of the Jungle Cruise in a Strong Bad email on homestarrunner.com??

VTSFY · 01-12-2005

"Okay, this is the end of the luxurious cruise, and I'm glad to have had your company. If you enjoyed your guide, please cheer uproariously as we reach the dock *cheering* Thanks, guys. You know that reminds me of how my parents were... When I finally moved out."

"Now, you might feel a slight jerk at the rear of the boat, but don't worry. That's just *insert name* doing his job."

"*looks at gorilla staring into the rifle* Uh-oh, looks like Junior's loaded..."

Baloo85 · 01-12-2005

How about:

"This is the part of the tour where I like to point out some of my favorite vegetation of the area. That is a good one, oooh I like that one, there's one and there's one!"

or

"This is the part of the tour where I like to point out some of my favorite vegetation of the area. There is a hi biscus, there is a low biscus, there is a doggy biscus, and over there, that is an anheiser bush...ready to bud!"

aloha_stitch · 01-12-2005

How about:

"*looks at the gold statues in the temple* Looks. It is the original Golden Girls."

There was also one cast member that did a Willy Wonka thing in the temple. It was funny because he added in "Eat at McDonalds. Take pictures with Kodak. Drink CocaCola"

karliebug · 01-12-2005

Remember the campers up the tree with the rhino after them-they got the point in the end. And how about the headshrinker's special --two of his for one of yours.

aloha_stitch · 01-12-2005

"*points to the Lions with the Zebra* Look! The Lions are showing one of the laws of nature. Eat, ro be eaten. For all you little kids the lions are just watching the zebra while it sleeps."

jodilt · 01-12-2005

In the elephant pool..."don't worry, they're all wearing their trunks".

aloha_stitch · 01-12-2005

*in elephant pool* "Looks like he forgot to pack his trunk"

Cavey · 01-12-2005

"We'll be submerging as soon as everyone's on board."

"I will be your guide for the next 4 hours."

"How many can say this is their first cruise? Mine too."

monorail_man · 01-12-2005

"We will set off as soon as Gilligan is finished cleaning the compas"

DarthTortoise · 01-12-2005

If when you exit the boat you feel yourself getting wet, you got off on the wrong side. Hop back on and try it again.

01-12-2005	#1 (permalink)
Baloo85 DC JungleCruise Skipper Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: in denial on the Nile river Posts: 1,545	The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club Hey gang...I am so in love with the jungle cruise (like youd didn't know that) and there are sooooo many jokes out there from the ride...that i was thinking. Warning!!!! Irish Person about to Start thinking...stand back at least five feet! Why don't we all compile all the jokes from the ride...I know a lot...but there are just soooo many out there...that I want to know more. And I bet you want to laugh a lot too! Ok I will start it out... This one is from the line...CM announces, "we have a one time opportunity for all veterans. If there are any veterans in line, then they can skip to the front of the line. That is all Civil War veterans, with their mothers and horses. Thank you!" __________________ "Please do not take any pictures while you are in line at the Jungle Cruise...they are nailed to the walls for a reason." PJ AND BALOO WDW TRIPS 2003 Oct MNSSHP (CBR) 2004 April (Grad nite) 2005 Oct MNSSHP 2005 Nov (my b day) 2006 March (spring break/POR) 2006 May (Pj's b day/All Star Music) President of the "I GO WILD FOR THE JUNGLE CRUISE" club Founder of the Pool Boys for Disney Foundation!!!

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lovemysons Single digits!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In my house Posts: 7,716	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club Gosh I'd really like to play along, but I am having a brain cloud at the moment. Drawing a complete blank. __________________ Dopey is the boss of us. Missing the madness. Peppy is still my partner in crime. Is that you, Pu? Fabulous avatar, courtesy of the fabulous Mr. R2Go! ´¨) x¸.•´ ¸.•´¨)xxxx¸.•¨) (¸.•´xxxxxx(¸.•`xxx´¨)Make just one person happy. ´¨) My Disney Countdown Counting down to: Holidays full of magic 5 days 17 hours 3 minutes

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rlander Happy Disney Dreams Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,455	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club Ummm....I am embarrassed to say that I have never been on Jungle Cruise. I am looking forward to reading this to see what I've been missing.

01-12-2005	#4 (permalink)
lisalovesmickey Chef Disney Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,766	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club Tsk Tsk rlander. The only one I can think of is the back side of water. And everyone knows that. Can't wait to hear the rest. Lisa __________________ I have a little Mickey in me! :) 1996 - All Star Music Resort 1999 - Port Orleans French Quarter 2008 - Wilderness Lodge 2010 - Polynesian!!!!!!!!!! Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow, shining at the end of every day.....just a dream away. My Disney Countdown Counting down to: We'll be at Disneyland for the day in 238 days 13 hours 33 minutes

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PrincessJill Earl Grey, please. Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: FL Posts: 2,394	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club My favorite is the butterflies... the length of their wings ranges from 12 inches to a whopping one foot. (ha...) Side note... anyone ever seen the spoof of the Jungle Cruise in a Strong Bad email on homestarrunner.com?? __________________ Avatar: The Tea Caddy - "Twinings Tea in the classic English tradition" Fall 2010 WDWCP Hopeful!

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01-12-2005	#6 (permalink)
VTSFY Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 282	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club "Okay, this is the end of the luxurious cruise, and I'm glad to have had your company. If you enjoyed your guide, please cheer uproariously as we reach the dock cheering Thanks, guys. You know that reminds me of how my parents were... When I finally moved out." "Now, you might feel a slight jerk at the rear of the boat, but don't worry. That's just insert name doing his job." "looks at gorilla staring into the rifle Uh-oh, looks like Junior's loaded..." __________________ Lostboy#17: Atashi-no-koibito! *Lostboy#17 is HOUSE HOT.*

01-12-2005	#7 (permalink)
Baloo85 DC JungleCruise Skipper Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: in denial on the Nile river Posts: 1,545	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club How about: "This is the part of the tour where I like to point out some of my favorite vegetation of the area. That is a good one, oooh I like that one, there's one and there's one!" or "This is the part of the tour where I like to point out some of my favorite vegetation of the area. There is a hi biscus, there is a low biscus, there is a doggy biscus, and over there, that is an anheiser bush...ready to bud!" __________________ "Please do not take any pictures while you are in line at the Jungle Cruise...they are nailed to the walls for a reason." PJ AND BALOO WDW TRIPS 2003 Oct MNSSHP (CBR) 2004 April (Grad nite) 2005 Oct MNSSHP 2005 Nov (my b day) 2006 March (spring break/POR) 2006 May (Pj's b day/All Star Music) President of the "I GO WILD FOR THE JUNGLE CRUISE" club Founder of the Pool Boys for Disney Foundation!!!

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aloha_stitch Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Lost in my mind. It is weird in here Posts: 225	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club How about: "looks at the gold statues in the temple Looks. It is the original Golden Girls." There was also one cast member that did a Willy Wonka thing in the temple. It was funny because he added in "Eat at McDonalds. Take pictures with Kodak. Drink CocaCola" __________________ Ohana means family.... family means no one is left behind or forgotten. -------------------------------------------------- The closer you are to the light..... the greater your Shadow becomes. Looks like your summer vacation isn't the only one that's over, Roxas. Brer Rabbit's best buddie

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karliebug Queenbee of MB Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pocono Mts. PA Posts: 2,372	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club Remember the campers up the tree with the rhino after them-they got the point in the end. And how about the headshrinker's special --two of his for one of yours.

01-12-2005	#10 (permalink)
aloha_stitch Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Lost in my mind. It is weird in here Posts: 225	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club "points to the Lions with the Zebra Look! The Lions are showing one of the laws of nature. Eat, ro be eaten. For all you little kids the lions are just watching the zebra while it sleeps." __________________ Ohana means family.... family means no one is left behind or forgotten. -------------------------------------------------- The closer you are to the light..... the greater your Shadow becomes. Looks like your summer vacation isn't the only one that's over, Roxas. Brer Rabbit's best buddie

01-12-2005	#11 (permalink)
jodilt Big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: TEXAS Posts: 784	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club In the elephant pool..."don't worry, they're all wearing their trunks". __________________ Disneyland - too many times to count! '01 - Grand Californian '02 - Disneyland Hotel '03, '04 - Grand Californian '05 - Disneyland Hotel WDW '96 - All Star Music '97 - Caribe Royale & Swan '98 - Carribean Beach '99 - Coronado Springs & Dixie Landings '00, '01, '02, '03, '04 - Wilderness Lodge

01-12-2005	#12 (permalink)
aloha_stitch Senior Mouseketeer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Lost in my mind. It is weird in here Posts: 225	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club in elephant pool "Looks like he forgot to pack his trunk" __________________ Ohana means family.... family means no one is left behind or forgotten. -------------------------------------------------- The closer you are to the light..... the greater your Shadow becomes. Looks like your summer vacation isn't the only one that's over, Roxas. Brer Rabbit's best buddie

01-12-2005	#13 (permalink)
Cavey MB's Rabble Rouser® Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Carlinville, IL Posts: 6,144	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club "We'll be submerging as soon as everyone's on board." "I will be your guide for the next 4 hours." "How many can say this is their first cruise? Mine too." __________________ . . Cavey, Tigger, BossMouse, Soundgod Erin, and Lil'pocohantas in association with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, and Juicy Juice are proud to present Cavey-Fest III December 13, 2008

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monorail_man Currently in Timeout! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Georgia Posts: 136	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club "We will set off as soon as Gilligan is finished cleaning the compas"

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DarthTortoise Master of the Universe Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Azkaban Posts: 1,319	Re: The Jungle Cruise Comdedy Club If when you exit the boat you feel yourself getting wet, you got off on the wrong side. Hop back on and try it again. __________________ "A bottle of red, a bottle of white Whatever kind of mood you're in tonight I'll meet you anytime you want In our Italian Restaurant."