[llama]

Any woman who can handle children the way she can is a Princess in my book. After all Miss (she's definitely NOT a Mrs. - Mary wouldn't put up with any nonsense like a husband) Poppins is Practically Perfect in Every Way.

[DisneyTeacher]

Originally Posted by llama

Any woman who can handle children the way she can is a Princess in my book.

Great point!!!!

[Laneysdad]

Originally Posted by rhodisney

Hilarious thread Laneysdad!!!!!!!
My theory for Mary Poppins being at the Princess breakfast is that her umbrella malfunctioned on the way to the UK pavilion, and she had to crash land in Norway.

You may have uncovered yet another fold in this diabolical plan . . . She's enlisting the trolls from Maelstrom to assist her in her devious ways! I'll need to contact the living statues to keep an eye on this development. May even need to enlist Figment to imagine a way to keep the trolls at Epcot.

Slowly she dismantles treasured rides - Mr. Toad and 20,000 Leagues - She revamps the Tiki Room where the brids I am certain are passing code to the brainwashing serum fed children to carry out her bidding. We're just sitting on a timebomb.

WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF ABSOLUTE MAYHEM & MADNESS!

[Laneysdad]

Llama - She is the head of a multi-faceted cat burglar gang running with a band of gypsy chimney sweeps.

I reserve Miss for those of utmost respect and virtue. Plotting to destroy us all does not warrant my respect and is far from virtous(?).

[Cavey]

I think everyone is forgetting that Julie Andrews was the Queen in The Princess Diaries.

So...Princess Poppins was slummin' for a few years (similar to Jasmine).

Being a spoiled rich kid, she experimented with a lot of drugs (Why else do you think those spoons full of medicine came out in such psychodelic colors?).

There was no magic, just a lot of free basing.

Eventually, she probably ran out of the money she had and was forced to go back to daddy to get more. Like most spoiled rich kids, she settled down and took over the family business (in this case ruling a country).

[DarthTortoise]

Originally Posted by Laneysdad

You may have uncovered yet another fold in this diabolical plan . . . She's enlisting the trolls from Maelstrom to assist her in her devious ways! I'll need to contact the living statues to keep an eye on this development. May even need to enlist Figment to imagine a way to keep the trolls at Epcot.

Slowly she dismantles treasured rides - Mr. Toad and 20,000 Leagues - She revamps the Tiki Room where the brids I am certain are passing code to the brainwashing serum fed children to carry out her bidding. We're just sitting on a timebomb.

WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF ABSOLUTE MAYHEM & MADNESS!

Rumor has it she has Dreamfinder tied up in her basement.

[Laneysdad]

Are you suggesting this is now tunring into a hostage crisis as well. She's probably already enlisted No. 626 to take any Captives to a remote galaxy - tracking them may be a lost cause.

I wonder what the name of her little gang and outfit is? I need to learn their code so I may decipher the secret messages being relayed on PLayhouse Disney. Jo-Jo is bound to be playing a part in this. I never ever trusted clowns! It will break my heart when I have to bring down Jo-Jo.

[Disneywife]

Originally Posted by caver_jeffery

I think everyone is forgetting that Julie Andrews was the Queen in The Princess Diaries.

So...Princess Poppins was slummin' for a few years (similar to Jasmine).

Being a spoiled rich kid, she experimented with a lot of drugs (Why else do you think those spoons full of medicine came out in such psychodelic colors?).

There was no magic, just a lot of free basing.

Eventually, she probably ran out of the money she had and was forced to go back to daddy to get more. Like most spoiled rich kids, she settled down and took over the family business (in this case ruling a country).

Wasn't she Maria in the Sound of Music too? Another supernanny role...

[Laneysdad]

And in the Sound of Music you will recall her Wizardry brought the hills alive with the sounds of music. Freakishly large land masses being conjured up to crush us . . . real nice! The whole thought gives me warm and fuzzys.